Every skate park has its own local crew and flavor.
Most parks have similar basic rules, but almost all follow different skate etiquette. Locals are normally pretty cool, unless you piss them off, then you’ll feel as if you stepped into a gangland war-zone rather than a skatepark.
While every parks skater customs are different the same basic ideas hold up to not be a jerk for all. Here are a few things you can do no matter what park to not be a douche or look like a noob…
1. No Snaking!
If you have ever seen a surf movie you know how bad the locals hate being snaked out for a run. The big difference is your at a skatepark, this mean concrete and hardwood not waves and water. In other words you may get your ass kicked over this d-bag trick.

2. No Hogging!
This is probably the second easiest way to earn a beat down from a local crew. If you can pull 50 tricks out like a freaking mortal combat flawless victory session its one thing. If your rocking out wheelies and baby grinds for an hour… well you batter watch for flying fists. Most parks are pretty full and others are always waiting to get a run in. Have fun in your runs but remember not to go overboard and eat the whole park, or day for that matter, all in one pass.
3. No Pests!
Yes it’s a new park for you, yes ‘that guy’ may rip, but nobody wants some dude they don’t know asking a bunch of questions. If you start bugging everyone at the park it won’t be long until you get the same cold shoulder as you give your kid brother. Sometimes you will just have to ask something, just make sure it has a point, people are at the park to skate not gossip.
4. No Blockades!
When your at a park with lots of flat land don’t choke everyone up practicing tricks in the way. Blocking a run can be hazardous to your health in more ways than one. Setting up your lame-o trick land blockade up like it’s WWII is never going to win friends either, even if they don’t run you over.
5. No Bullies!
Kids will be at the park, don’t be that guy. Yes it’s a pain to have some kid flopping around all over. Yes it’s against the rules to be a pest, but it’s a kid. We all started some place and there’s no reason to be mean even if they can be a pain in the ass. They want to look up to somebody, why be the one douche bag who still bullies them around. Beside, some of them have smoking mom’s dude!
6. No Showboats!
Just because you can pull of the trick some local just did better, it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to prove it. Not everyone learns the same tricks in the same order and some people just flat out suck. If you just learned to rock n’ rock and some park tourist pops in and trumps you, you’d be bent over it to. No reason to showboat and get anyone else twisted, just ride your runs and land your tricks. The rest should work out fine.
7. No Dissing!
Think about it, seriously, what pisses you off faster than anything else, someone dissing on you right? Even if you thought something else, that is normally all it takes to start a fight. No matter what you do, don’t go to a new park and dis’ the locals. Beyond being rude, it’s literally asking to start a fight.
8. No Squatters!
Rails and coping are not park benches, it is never cool to plop down on the park like it’s your private picnic area. If you need to chill get out of the way and if your going to eat find the proper spot. Nobody wants to watch you eat before they can do a trick and you may just get run over in the process.

9. No Fatheads!
If you screw up, claim it. Plain and simple, this may be the most import thing on the list. Don’t be afraid to say your sorry if you do something wrong. Nobody is saying be a punk at the park but if your do bad, fess up. This will be the surest way to smooth over any bumps your booboo may cause.
10. No Jock Riding
Unless your at a few select parks who fly the rainbow flag, you wont get cool point riding someone’s jock. Keep your man crush to yourself and don’t go eyeballing everyone. If you need to say something just do it, don’t sit there and stare at people until they get your psychic vibe, it’s not going to happen. If you have a habit of spacing out, try to make sure your eys are pointed in any direction other than butts or nuts. You should be fine beyond that.
Now that you know the top 10 no’s, go out and shred something!
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