Fap-o-meter reads Faptastic

If she’s goofy-footed, it’s a Nollie Frontside 180. She could be regular footed, in which case, it’s a half-cab (fakie frontside 180). OK, everybody empty your pockets. How much we got altogether? Jimmy, you got a fairly decent camera, right? Bring your camera. Doug, do you think your mom will let us use the basement for a day? We can hang up a bed sheet to make it look like a photography studio. We’re also gonna need pizza and plenty of beers.